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Bill Cypher · 2w

I remember that and that the size of the shit in the bed was in question to determine if it really was her or the dog.

Noshole @Noshole 1770218490

The fact that that was real life. Like a real judge had to sit there and listen to that with a serious face…still kills me

Bill Cypher · 2w

And he had to testify it with a straight face too. "Yes sir I would be willing to go on the record stating that I'm an expert in the size and shape of my dogs turds and I can use those expert skills to testify here today about their nature"