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Christmas rant: Modern Lego sets are retarded and completely destroy the point of Lego in the first place.

Lego is the original Minecraft, an endless expanse of creation and imagination.

These sets turn it into 3D puzzles.

Dumb. Pointless. Garbage.

“But Hodl me and my kid built a 3,000 piece imperial star destroyer and millennium falcon”

Honestly fuck yourself.
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wymike · 13w
The irony of Minecraft Lego is not lost on me.
PlebInstitute · 13w
So many good alternatives. Mould King, CADA, COBI, just to name a few.
Discovering Bitcoin 🔶👀 · 13w
Yeah, nah, this is absolutely correct.
William ₿ Travis · 13w
Relax dude. We've built all kinds of things out of the orginal sets. My son and I built a movie theater, spaceships, all kinds of vehicles and even a little harry potter village with multiple made-up buildings. The sets have cool custom blocks that can be used in interesting ways for your own stuff....
Ryan · 13w
https://i.nostr.build/YpA7q6O4AYgaLlgv.jpg
Prisoner24601 · 13w
You've got a point
Currency of Distrust · 13w
My son and I build a set the first time, and then I intentionally set it into our tub of hodge podge pieces, so that it gets bastardized into some wild and awesome creation. We also go to garage sales and flea markets and buy bulk pieces so we can get more stuff like different size wheels.
Sam · 13w
Pretty sure this is a high level overview of the Lego movie. Become a master builder rather than another “rule follower.”
HappyClouds · 13w
You can buy whatever Lego pieces you want. No one is making you buy the sets that are “3d puzzles”. Both are fun.
M0053 · 13w
This has been bugging me for years! And I had not quite put my finger on it. I am sure the 3D puzzles are fun. But something I make oput of my imagination is like a statue... a Piece of art! The puzzle is like IKEA furniture you can't sit on. Here's to the "Classic" set! https://blossom.prima...
Edgar · 13w
So now is a good time to show you my Christmas Lego sets? https://blossom.primal.net/36795b7dddac01c330c0a3ebfb939f4f50f681246c5d55d0b6cf9379d2ea3957.jpg
Benking · 13w
Build your Star Destroyer if you want, I’ll be over here building worlds you can’t even imagine.
Dominic Cochran · 13w
What’s so different other than being more elaborate and detailed now? I agree all the co-branding is kinda lame and causes a premium. I remember some of my childhood sets in the 80s had instructions too and we’d always build the set first and admire it for a few days, and then destroy it and bui...
Adam Dunlap ⚡️ · 13w
L. O. L 🤣
pixelmind · 13w
True, but you can still buy standard Lego sets.
royster⚡️ · 13w
Spreadsheet brain has come for the kids. Midwits ruin everything.
YODL · 13w
Can relate. Had a 4k set of a building this year. It's definitely a 3D puzzle, which is cool, but yeah, it's paint by numbers completely
realjode · 13w
We build the Lego Death Star one Christmas. The book was so huge you could hardly use it. Remember thinking the same, nothing beats a big Tupperware of random Lego’s for building flying-cowboy-car-castle-submarine
YetAnotherAnon · 13w
Actually they're a good way to develop skills to assemble Ikea furniture 😅
Jeroen Ubbink · 13w
Are you sure you are not mixing up Christmas with Festivus? Sounds like the airing of grievances.
cavemanf16 · 13w
You clearly haven't enough children in your life to know that Lego hits the sweet spot for the kid who enjoys the 3D puzzle just as much as the kid who builds space laser dinosaur spaceships out of the original 3D puzzle pieces. The Lego Movie gets that aspect of playing with Lego just right.
Small Batch Steve · 13w
I blame the brick gluers! It's got these kids treating LEGOs rougher than ever. No like seriously I didn't even know legos were breakable as a kid. This is a bit of a metaphor for society. Also. Thank you.
SatoshiSkywalker · 13w
Lego needs to release a line of “base kits” with basic blocks and a few specialized pieces , no instructions included The idea being to provide a foundation level of blocks that your imagination can run wild with. This isn’t possible today unless you visit a legoland store which are few and ...
BTCatotheYoungest · 13w
Maybe my favorite post of all time about anything.
Basedmajor · 13w
My mom found a couple Ziploc bags of just different size wheel bricks at a garage sell. Best day ever, no fighting for a week amoungst us 4 boys...until we adjusted to the wheel inflation. God bless the mom who sorted out her kids wheels for that garage sell. Never understood why they've gone to alm...
Be The Change · 13w
Incorrect. Legos have two modes. You only get stuck in the default mode if you’re not ready for the freedom mode.
satstacker · 13w
😂
Chad Lupkes · 13w
If that's what you want, don't buy boxes at toy stores. Go to the Lego stores directly. https://blossom.primal.net/f2344e024189ec25370226dad1f143ae6f5db812dcc201d8646e0b5b72807df9.png
GFunkadelic22 · 13w
Man, I couldn’t agree more. I hate following the models. I want and I want my kids to build their own. As it turns out, they mix and match the sets and do what we used to do anyway!!!!!!
John Satsman · 13w
A little bird told me that there’s no physical law that makes you build the thing on the front of the box.
scottie · 13w
The Lego is a one time build then display, not for play anymore…
Shawn Locky · 13w
100%. Dump them all in a bucket and build.