Wen Bitcoin down

I dont use it 😁

I prefer good old-fashioned submarine cables

Interesting. I'm curious where they beam up to the sattelites from? Centralization issue?

Oh shit. How am I going to load stuff 😫 😩 🥴... noooooouuuuu ...

congratulations to all Elon puppets

You mean it’s raining satellites 😅

hopefully they don't have to go on site to update the firmware

https://www.the-independent.com/tech/ee-bt-three-vodafone-o2-down-phone-networks-outage-latest-b2795260.html

Ye old Elon rugpull

Putin done it

It’s the aliens

You’re kidding 😅

Testing out his kill switch? 🤔

Yep. Apparently coming back online now (but still very slow). It was down for 30 min.

#bitcoin is up and running

Elon probably tried uploading the Epstein list.

https://i.nostr.build/ezhsnJ3tkoVgXV1b.gif

Trump using the Space Force.

https://pluralistic.net/2025/07/24/geometry-hates-cars/#dogshit-unit-economics

Since it's in outer space wouldnt it be "galactically" unstead of globally?

You having fun playing with your fancy space computer?

Looks like Starlink is experiencing a global outage right now 🌐 Hope the team gets it back online soon — a lot of people rely on it, and this one’s definitely being felt worldwide.

https://npub1gm7tuvr9atc6u7q3gevjfeyfyvmrlul4y67k7u7hcxztz67ceexs078rf6.blossom.band/21b2c9f553737b662f96b84073b8de62a7e0cab39d0c5026be8f55fa81b0910c.jpg Hmmm... Elon has not tweeted since the outage. Wonder why.

Bullish

Sucks to be my node! 💀

slowly centralising the internet down t9o one global ISP ... what could go wrong?

Thanks for letting us know. My pops has been wondering and trouble-shooting his connection since noon.