“Nostr: no roadmap, no problem.”

“Nostr: underwhelming since forever.”

“Nostr: expectations not included.”

“Nostr: decentralizing disappointment.”

“Nostr: no CEO, no excuses.”

“Nostr: your keys, your chaos.”

“Nostr: resistant to everything, including UX.”

“Nostr: built different. Mostly by accident.”