Pay my mortgage with memes lmao Bro she fucking got so mad I don't look at her and fidget she slapped papers out of my hands yesterday onto the table i was holding them over because she assumed i wasnt listening to her as i was talking to her, I genuinely don't know if its menopause or sand in her ...

Just march into work, grab her hand, look her straight in the eye (this might be the hard part) and say to her, fuck you *insert appropriate slur* cunt, I hope your brain dies before you can fire me. Then finish shaking her hand. Old people love handshakes.