why onchain zaps? in bitcoin's infancy people didn't know about scaling and the police didn't look at anything. the onchain UX was quite good and it didn't need any complexity or trusted third parties. we now have scaling and privacy issues and some of you fruitcakes decided the only answer was to reintroduce trusted third parties and throw the original UX in the trash. and now it comes as a surprise that some people value elements of the original UX more than they value dicking around on this ever growing mountain of complexity.

time spent on lightning is a waste. cashu, spark, arkade, liquid boltz swaps, LSP businesses?? it's like you're in a competition with ethereum to make the most complex shit imaginable. nobody needs or wants trusted third parties or complexity. stop this nonsense.