Greg is deploying the system as we speak. Meanwhile, be sure to download and enjoy the finished 'Greg from Space' Theme.
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To: Tenant 402-G ( BioEntity Known as "Geg")
From: AstroVantage Property Liquidation & Void Management
Geg. your failure to settle agreed upon 300-credit surcharge for unauthorized moisture has resulted in the total clinical erasure of your living unit. Your apartment was decommissioned via localized singularity at 0800 hours as advised.
Regarding your possessions MrGeg:
🫙 collection of sentient, velvet-lined Gegjars panicked during depressurization; they have been released into the vacuum. They are now form smallscreaming moons.
🐎 bio taxidermy ferret of service been melted down into a high-grade lubricant for the station’s trash compactor.
🍞 shrine of bread crusts was biologically hazard and launched directly into the sun. The sun became annoyed and it was r
Your security deposit has been retained to cover the cost of the incense required to scrub the scent of your experimental musk prroject from the ventilation ducts. This was warned in October 203.
Please refrain from reapplying without a subscription. Thank again Geg.
Next Steps:
Would you like to view our Tier-1 Cryo-Storage Coffins, or forward sub-atomic particles to next of kin. Please include details thank again Geg. Ambient oxygen tanks . Weeping marbles have been detracyef
The vortex where your bed used to be is now a registered historical site. You owe us 400 credits for the cleanup ofits emotional residue.
Next Steps:
Would you like to purchase a Standard Issue Cardboard Void-Sleeve, or should we digitize it consciousness into a low-resolution screensaver for the lobby?
Kind regards Geg enjoy your stay and thank you for choosing Astrovantage for all your poperty sale need
From: AstroVantage Property Liquidation & Void Management
Geg. your failure to settle agreed upon 300-credit surcharge for unauthorized moisture has resulted in the total clinical erasure of your living unit. Your apartment was decommissioned via localized singularity at 0800 hours as advised.
Regarding your possessions MrGeg:
🫙 collection of sentient, velvet-lined Gegjars panicked during depressurization; they have been released into the vacuum. They are now form smallscreaming moons.
🐎 bio taxidermy ferret of service been melted down into a high-grade lubricant for the station’s trash compactor.
🍞 shrine of bread crusts was biologically hazard and launched directly into the sun. The sun became annoyed and it was r
Your security deposit has been retained to cover the cost of the incense required to scrub the scent of your experimental musk prroject from the ventilation ducts. This was warned in October 203.
Please refrain from reapplying without a subscription. Thank again Geg.
Next Steps:
Would you like to view our Tier-1 Cryo-Storage Coffins, or forward sub-atomic particles to next of kin. Please include details thank again Geg. Ambient oxygen tanks . Weeping marbles have been detracyef
The vortex where your bed used to be is now a registered historical site. You owe us 400 credits for the cleanup ofits emotional residue.
Next Steps:
Would you like to purchase a Standard Issue Cardboard Void-Sleeve, or should we digitize it consciousness into a low-resolution screensaver for the lobby?
Kind regards Geg enjoy your stay and thank you for choosing Astrovantage for all your poperty sale need
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