“…see stool sample for DNA please…I lost my kit”

"lol, you think you're done? Give us a phone number for 2FA (in addition to this other 2FA code). You have 15 seconds to enter it. You also have to solve a Rubik's Cube on the side."

"Code expired. Also, the page doesn't load so you need to refresh and do everything again."

"You finally managed! Nice! Unfortunately the ebanking site is down for maintenance. How long? We don't know, lmao"

I’ve ask for this info on a first date. I draw the line at the strand of hair though…

We need to know your pet’s name!!!!