Good question. Off the top of my head, right under my right arm. It'd make my body asymmetric though, which could come with back issues etc, so maybe I should think about it further

behind my neck maybe? if i can sleep with it there, that is

I can’t even be big spoon with 2 arms

Can I have it in Adam's Family style please? 😃

Middle of the back, angled down like a tripod leg. You would finally be able to hold the thing, the screw and the screwdriver at the same time.

Above my third leg 😉