Me⋮ Who stole my pruners? Wife: they are right there 👈 Me: you stole them!

I wrap everything in orange tape now 🤣

Accurate. The only solution I’ve come up with is at least 5 of each thing, placed in 2-3 general spots on the homestead

Trowel/Fork: It's probably in the compost heap.... Secateurs: Anywhere, possible on Mars....buy a holster you cheapskate. Lopers: I once left them in hedge for month before I noticed them...from another property 😁

This is my husband with EVERYTHING 😆😆