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"I was teleported to a wafflehouse"

is the new hot idiom for just being totally out of your mind.

"He was doing fine, until he started talking about art history and then the whole conversation got teleported to a wafflehouse"
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Sea · 1w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj But how do you log 15000 steps while teleporting? My theory is home boy was beating that meat while speeding, black out drunk. Dam, I should be a detective...
Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈 · 1w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj "He's one waffle shy of a teleport, if you know what I mean." "Her teleporter doesn't go all the way to the Waffle House." "The teleporter's on, but the Waffle House is closed."