Catch 22, I need to reply with something smart but every time I open my metaphorical mouth, smart is the last thing that comes out… So I won’t reply at all! Hah!

Word of a Nostrich that I 💜 you zappily

I'm not an ostrich just a Tunki (cock of rocks) from Peru 🇵🇪 but I want to get zapped gentlely, it's good for my feathers 😂💜⚡

Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo? Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat!

To those that didn’t get zapped, you didn’t have NIP-05 verification. Look into it, otherwise you’re a bot.