I was masturbating to ducks. I kept jerking it. I kept jerking it. I came. That's the story.

Heard @aantonop speak 6 years ago and my world started folding like a tesseract.

Be me November hear about Bitcoin think scam. Be me May 2017 start DCA'in DCA Never sell any Satoshi's Still waiting on that fabulous wealthy part.

Curious Waching Stumble

I just love believing in things and love the song "don't stop believing" and then nostr:npub1grk0tx6kqzvp86jvxzqmr8va2f0hdklj2xj6qwymf04z0saxhx8svlelrn started podcast "don't stop believing until 100k"

2014 found #Bitcoin 2016 was sure that everything can and should be embedded on the blockchain 2017 understood the limitations of the block space, started shitcoining, was sure that Nano or KMD is the future 2018 lost almost everything 2019 -> Bitcoin only

My Colombian X-girlfriends communist mother asked me about bitcoin in 2019 thinking I was smart. I answered her with all the standard economically unenlightened and illiterate FUD. COVID happened and my gut told me the world was not as I thought. Began stacking in 2021 after studying the monetary s...

I heard about Bitcoin from my friend I used to smoke with in 2009. He was a nerd and he told me it was only used for buying weapons in W.O.W. I proceeded to not understand Bitcoin until never. I still don't.

What the fuck is this? What the fuck? The fuck? Fuck... All in. nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc

1. April 2018: Me and wife, also some cats. 2. September 2019: family drama, lawyers and CPS involved, tldr we now have 3 kids aged 4 and under! 3. November 2019: Wife has a stroke, can’t work anymore 4. March 2020: the world goes to absolute shit, and we’ve ***already*** lost an income an...

Googled it for the first time in 2016. Learned about blockchain, wallets, first altcoins, exchange APIs, node.js, TypeScript and AWS. Built co-located high frequency market making relative value trading bot fleet before hedge funds came into play. Made a fortune. Now a bitcoin maxi and lightning dev...

Saw someone recommend ETH on my grad FB network page 2017 Bought ETH and watched it and BTC go up Traded shitcoins and bought more ETH and BTC $$$ Wrecked in 2018-2019 but did the BTC rabbit hole research Sold everything but bitcoin and hardcore stacked 2019 on

I was watching a Tastytrade show one morning when they bought 1 Bitcoin for $700 just to learn about it. I followed along, bought some, and spent the next several weeks learning everything I could. At the time, I was trading at a Wall Street firm and decided to put 10% of my paycheck into Bitcoin ev...

It was a blockchain course, and they skimmed through Bitcoin, but the photo of a clandestine mining farm in the former Soviet Union spoke to me: these people are not playing casually here. There is something special about this technology.

Aaron Swartz led me to freedom tech. Jack Dorsey was once the love of my life. Learned, waited and watched. 99% are slaves to the richest 1 per cent. I’m never the beach to test. The end. 💜

Bought bitcoin in 2013 when pumped to like $800 held it until 2017 lost a huge chunk of it on shitcoins saw the light in 2020, became maximalist sold everything i own, moved into parents basement to stack relentlessly

A friend told me about bitcoin and I initially ignored it. He mentioned it again and I looked into and fell into the rabbit hole. From there I purchased my first bitcoin and received it in May 2013. I been in the ecosystem since then as a miner, content creator, coach, evangelist, investor, trade...

Got drunk. Thats it.

friend messages me about NFT's via instagram. I text him on his phone# "bro, I think you've been hacked" he's like " no man, that was me..." Oh? tell me more then? Shit coins... Saylor compares bitcoin to gravity. Mind explodes. Mind still currently exploding.

Find bitcoin in 2015 and didn’t get it. Watch price run up in the bull marked. Look in to bitcoin again in 2020 took the time to understand. Changed my life⚡️

I read the white paper.

I di not choose Bitcoin. #Bitcoin chose me.

Went all in on GameStop before the squeeze and realized how easy it is for the market to be manipulated by the big players. Decided to take all of my money out of the legacy system and got into crypto big time. Lost some money in some stupid ways, but eventually went Bitcoin only after hearing Glads...

interested number goes up shitcoin show, lessen learned bitcoin maxi working for sats preferred !

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Ignored it. Ignored it. Thought I knew it all. Forgot about it again. All in.

Hit bottom and realised the system was broken. Researched why went to jekyll island, found gold. Felt smug and learnt to trade the system h/t T. D. and Tone Vays. Backtested my genuis and discovered doing nothing is actually something in BTC land. Tried to self diagnose my continued symptoms of unea...

Bought 1st ETH and BTC close to April top in 21. Started learning about BTC. Sold all ETH. Got scammed on Celsius. Now stacking BTC only. Running node, mining BTC at home and full self-costody😎

Been buying BTC since mid 2017. I have just sold my rental property and bought BTC with the proceeds. I have just withdrawn my pension and bought BTC with the proceeds. I am now ready for the 24/25 bull run.

Mine is the worst story so I'm not entering it At least I have bitcoin

I was orange pilled by a Robert Breedlove podcast in Nov 2021. I immediately went all in, including my retirement accounts. Then BTC crashed down to ~16K :). Luckily, I kept buying more the entire time. I never doubted the long term trajectory.

I had noticed something in 2020 The money magic which was found funky In order that I save myself and become hardy

Buy first bitcoin on 2016 for around 1000$ and sold and 950$ lol Proceed to buy ETH at 40$, sell at 400$ 2017 - Build 3 mining rigs, run them for few months and sold at 80% lose after bear market. Continue with shitcoins until 2021 then become a BTC maxi all the way.

Grew up dejected not knowing why. Learned Keynesian econ in school. Dismissed bitcoin at $5k. Fell down the rabbit hole 6 months later. Increasing conviction ever since.

Found out about bitcoin trough investment lense. Learnt trough pain via ftx bankruptcy and had my eureka moment out surfing in the sun. Got a totally new mindset. Living freedom now in El Salvador.🇭🇳🧡

I'm a genius. The end.

Growing up I knew something in the economy was wrong. I couldn't buy an apartment even though my economy was strong. My colleague told me all about Bitcoin and Jimmy Song. I sold all my crap and went all in on bitcoin on a long. Now I've found a new community who seeks the truth and that's where ...

Never cared for money, (lived from $-500 to $2000) then started working and saved $10000. (crazy amount for me at that time). Researched how to invest money. Now 5 years later still live from -$500 to $2000 dollar on the bank account, but i do know 12 valuable words 😉