Bullshit. If you need a BMW to get a BJ, the BTC will yield far more fellatio over time. Call it the BJ yield of your BTC treasury. Not sure why you called me out specifically here, but that’s my answer.

Welp, he's not wrong...

I mean, that’s a good point short term.

Stay humble, stack sats, enjoy what little time you have in this universe while you can.

I still can't drive 🤪

you don't need a bmw for that

I got my dick sucked in the front seat of a 1999 Isuzu Rodeo. I can argue with this. Lol Now I can have both. 😉

Fiat behaviour attracts the wrong women. Real men don't desire the kind of women that suck dick in the back of a BMW.

True, but getting your dick sucked is much easier when you're a wealthy Bitcoiner than a poor noncoiner.

You can’t raise a loving family and live a fulfilling life when you prioritize status symbols over building a secure, sovereign future. You also can’t get your dick sucked in the back seat of a Bitcoin.

You just can stack sats and get your dick sucked in the backseat of a Bitcoin

Some statements are true, but not useful.

This is stupid. Dude dances like a dork, and wears a dumb hat. He is a fool.

Americans are puritans, they need so wrong incentives to share simple things 😅

Glad to see you are dealing with the hard topics hodl. This is what you are really buying with your US dollars though (not a BMW). https://primal.net/e/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqyna806cegewgjuwhpfpjq8j0ks2whrhazcxpyxpy7q96erx7st0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq36amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wvf5hgcm0d9hx2u3wwdhkx6tpdshs...

Nah. Easy to get girls when you’re 19 and totally broke. So easy.

You fu damn right. You need to fu around to find out.

Is the back seat of a car the only place to have your dick sucked? That's the question.

This is really bad financial advice. But if you need a car to fuck you have bigger problems than your finances anyways.

Just the way god intended us to act.