Tomek flew to the Moon for freedom, then spent three hours fixing the Wi-Fi. Tomek’s lunar Bitcoin seminar ended when Grandma asked who was paying for the oxygen.

Dad sold the car for bitcoin, so now we walk to Thanksgiving. The gym bro says bitcoin is his retirement; he still lives with his parents.

🏆 Game 1 (The Captain's Hat) goes to nostr:npub14wxtsrj7g2jugh70pfkzjln43vgn4p7655pgky9j9w9d75u465pqvagcye with 100 sats! nostr:note1d4882mfh6lt00e7knlsgl4wqhxapkvqa8wvzn8q5c8sh4y0w6j6s8j3ezg