"I just keep making out with guys when I go to the bar, idk why I just can't stop myself. Oh, btw I invited this guy I was banging, Ryan, to my birthday weekend, and we are going for a run this weekend and we made out the last 4 times we saw each other, but idk why you are so jealous about it. I just want you two to be comfortable and hang out."

Lmao why are women like this