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women don’t need men for anything anymore. except opening jars.
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ralf · 101w
😂
Green Astronaut · 101w
Try making other humans lol
Account deleted · 101w
Yet, you can gift a woman a tool that makes it easy for her but she still asks you to open jars. 🤷‍♂️
Diyana · 101w
I need men. Whoever doesn't need them... Send them all to me. I will take one for cooking steak, one for rubbing shoulders, one for rubbing feet... etc etc...
Ava · 101w
gimme that jar 😉
𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 · 101w
they def need us for OF gains imagine a world where only women purchased other women’s OF subscriptions, they’d be broke.
7fqx · 101w
Don't tell them you can dent the lid with a spoon or knife and it opens up way easier 🤫🤫
Dharma Cunny Rapist · 101w
They also need us for drama. TikTok gets boring sometimes.
p motherfuckin v · 101w
What about Jesus? We don't need him either?
Bitcoin path · 101w
And except anything that breaks inside the house or car.
atyh · 101w
jar opening robot incoming.
Cyph3rp9nk · 101w
😂 Yes
rabble · 101w
There are tools for opening jars. It’s only $15 on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/OXO-Good-Grips-Opener-Base/dp/B002DWA6KM Why should women need men for anything or vice versa. Shouldn’t those relationships be based on desire not need?
unknown · 101w
And those cute little babies they like to have
LeviJohnson.net · 101w
My wife needs me for companionship and snuggles and because I'm awesome. Her words.
kate · 101w
If you run the metal lid under hot running water it’s easy to open. Expansion.
Mimi · 101w
Mentira, eu consigo abrir frascos 😸
MAHDOOD · 101w
They need someone to blame for their problems 😂
The Marie ⚡️🦂 · 101w
Accurate
sommerfeld · 101w
My wife casually interrupts my work meetings just for me to open a jar. Even when we have a fight, the need to open a jar is often what makes peace.
Séimí Mac Síomón · 101w
Some women can't tie their shoelaces.
Get Real w/ Ryan · 101w
Her: Babe, can you help me open this jar? Sure. `tar xf *.jar`
Libretech Systems - DARKLEAF · 101w
My mother never asked me to open a jar for her
Marinatin · 101w
There’s other things that need opened
Chrys · 101w
https://m.primal.net/HyoQ.gif
Surrealistic Menina · 101w
Not true...but probably men are not available either for what women want...it takes vulnerability and they were raised to be tough and not vulnerable. What a mess...
JamPower · 101w
For the human race they do, for sure, as we do them. https://m.primal.net/HywK.jpg
Onyx👸🏻 · 101w
Nah not even for opening jars. I take a piece of metal cutlery, and tap it along the edge of the lid around the whole lid.
pam · 101w
reminded me of this. https://youtu.be/nbqb5R0yswE
G1l BRB054.M · 101w
Really?! Are you kidding right?! What a joke! 😂😂😂😂
nout · 101w
and killing that "for sure black widow" spider
jb55 · 91w
still true
frphank · 90w
https://youtu.be/GNMqW_YAE-E