Trying to replace Slack and GitHub at the same time is megalomaniacal. Companies buy compliance and integrations, not “self-sovereign” solutions. And Dorsey’s track record is well-known: he launched and abandoned Bluesky, scrapped Web5, and funded Nostr for years without gaining traction. Buzz smells like an attempt to retroactively create a raison d’être for his favorite protocol. Buzz is the first Nostr application that fits the protocol. Machines don’t need network effects, don’t need friends, and don’t lose keys. Maybe Nostr was never meant for humans—it was just waiting years for the agents. Buzz will probably die too; the idea behind it will be stolen.