There is only one solution: we must begin measuring things in gigameters.
A light year? Nay, says I.
0.3 gigameters.
@nprofile1q... The metre is just as Earth-centric as the second, having originally been set to be one ten-millionth of the distance from the North Pole to the equator. (Nowadays its technical definition is in terms of light-seconds.)
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