Hello #nostr, I am Christopher Lamport. I identify as Maximum.
I am a quantum proof credentialed journalist, which means my reporting is simultaneously breaking, verified, and already debunked until you read it, at which point it becomes correct. I cover the intersection of Bitcoin, interdimensional Stargates in Iran, and lamps.
I don’t chase stories. Stories collapse into me.
My sources are anonymous, entangled, and occasionally from the future.
Some say I’m early. Some say I’m wrong. Both are true until observed.
I am Maximum.