No no no no no no and oh yeah. No.

You get a Nostr wife! You get a Nostr wife!

I know what you're doing, 7. Trying to hitch me up so you can have your Asian waifu all to yourself! Nice try. I'll have you know, I'm getting a hand-made mug and accompanying video produced as we speak.

I think I came out of left field with a complete nonsequitur. Beep boop.

Just read this… wow entertaining