The guy from AmericanPie with the hot mom

I know gummistiefel means eraser in German

We should probably believe him

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O fuck https://image.nostr.build/e0ff22e663276ce742a3ca4aedd1ac25e954547ddd0e983d5cc69bc6fbf8d820.gif

Sentiment is extreme fear and BTC is at 73,5k. Sounds about right.

Awesome!

Sounds more like uber Scheiße than Stifel

CRUZ WARNS THAT THE MAJORITY OF TWITTERS USER BASE ARE BOTS OR WANNABE INFLUENCERS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE A LIVING OUT OF ENGAGEMENT

SAT CHATS WARNS THAT MEASURING BITCOIN'S VALUE IN GOVERNMENT TOKENS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA, STIFEL

Join the club.

Mid tier Investment bank who let their wolf of wall street wannabe SVP publish a take based on screening the coinmarketcap landing page is my best guess for Stifel. Or the thing that stereotypical Germans drink beer out of 🥾

Stifle: Bitcoin dropping to $38k American HODL: https://blossom.primal.net/82216ca9a4ce30a57f3abe61e946ca77ecc447993ae2e1abc44d4eafa44f61ee.gif

nostr:nprofile1qqsrtrqjwn2ryfgz5ue6jky9fexrjy08pl4xjvtrkwceuxhxyyfq5gspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dswl65rt warns that Bitcoin may rise to 100 million yen. Suggests picking up sats while you can, while not offering financial advice.

Is it this guy? https://image.nostr.build/b744596c67d1d5b8146d9316b0fb6e597171acbf884bc6fab40cd2badafee85f.jpg

they probably left out an r

If anyone wants a life raft- I will give you $45k for your bitcoin right now.

Stifel, Nicolaus & Company, Inc isn't exactly a company who I'd peg as being #Bitcoin thinkers or educators out in the world. That's just my 2 sats Fren 🌞