Exciting and scary times as a parent. Very cool. D-Ross’ bday or your son?

Good luck son of Derek Ross.

You unleashed a teenage boy onto the road for your birthday? How have we wronged you.

huge milestone, what a threshold crossing moment oh my gosh happy birthday derek what a momentous day

Teach him how to parallel park without a backup camera, it’s a super valuable life skill.

Fuck cars

Nice!

I'm sorry your son has to be welcomed into the most dangerous activity most Americans engage in every day, just to be able to participate in a society that has intentionally designed no alternatives.

Indeed! 💜🤙

Buy him some whiskey and bring him a girl