Marilyn Manson agrees

Whoopi Goldberg already tried. She looked ridiculous.

My eyebrows are too perfect to let go of. Zero maintenance. Also then you can't do this. https://blossom.primal.net/df1791b80a57ec9c8373c55a5ae490e0b90fb180f32e315842d1bea7bca31617.mp4

They keep sweat out of your eyes

https://blossom.dreamith.to/739f190ec228d5920006cab867a61d0eb5cd990b3688856b60fba5c3c3868570.jpeg

I miss my eyebrows ☹️

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/2f/85/0e2f85ba3dd3b5c6e7c1406fb9878956.jpg

Why did we develop asshairs

I’m an eye brow fan.

They are protection for the eyes and important for communication & expression/ social recognition.

No eyebrows? That’s a bearish signal 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/5a1c305d9966a66c86f4a3f287a9834c366a74bf37792fd2d146acb9a50432eb.gif

Useless as nipples on men.

Browless faces already exist, courtesy of CIA-funded cosmetic surgeries pushed by Vogue and promoted by Klaus Schwab's beauty standards.

Have you ever gone swimming without eyebrows?! You’re crazy! They’re how navy seals come out of the water and just start fucking shit up without getting water in their eyes. I’m an eye-brow-maxxer. Uni-brows are peak male performance 😂😂😂

*dum dum du dum* https://blossom.primal.net/b3a6a446200ac8be8b1f633e258e076a35bd1127908d9103839e67b52d10da7a.jpg

We just need to start more fires and explosions while putting our faces too close to it.

sweat and fluids redirection. somewhat

In my family we call that “playing the swinette.” We are a musical people.