But I just bought ten million of them! Wen pump???

I'm not even on their relay so I can't even tell them to go fuck themselves

Thank you for the heads-up. I was surprised, Bitmart wants to list Nostr, since when a protocol becomes a token.

Exactly. It's like saying $ENGLISH is a token officially affiliated with the English language

You can’t zap $NOSTR on nostr

Sadly, people won't care and they'll end up getting rugged anyway.

Grifter's are gonna grift