Dad's rule

This could have been an annotation made with Lantern instead of a screenshot....just saying. I mean, screenshots are fine, if you want to end up in Hell that is...you filthy sinner

lmao 🤭

omg you’d love my husband’s humor then 😂

Food jokes are the best

Hahaha same. Though ngl, I laugh more when reading those than hearing them spoken out loud.

Shouldn't he be disclosing the naan then?

I used to work at a bakery making drop scones. But the oven shelves were uneven and sometimes as they baked the scones would tip over. I'd tell people: "I can't get no ... satisfaction" from my rolling scones."