The right one!

Dinner is nice , but If a woman buys me a few pints she can do whatever the fuck she wants with me.

Steak, cook him a steak preferably on the grill! Jeez these women these days!

It's not rocket science. We're like dogs. Keep us well fed and we'll stick around.

Lol 🤣

Instead of trying to make your man happy, try to help him find peace and contentment. And vice versa. Happiness is not sustainable, it's something that comes and goes, situational. If you are content and at peace, happiness can still be enjoyed, but it's won't be something you need to rely on.

Don't forget the occasional oral therapy