There's no coffee brewing here, and the coffee the other night was decaffeinated, but that's all Donald J. Trump could handle apparently--he was watching. That's like washing your feet with your sock on.

Note: I'm using "coffee" as a euphemism for sexual activity. I'm not joking about President Trump watching (via Zoom) an encounter that I was under the impression when I went that it was gonna be a three-way, with actual fucking.

p.s. Someone can tell Trump, his attorneys, or the White House because it's true and I don't fear that man at all.

More details coming in the near future.