I'm trying to figure out a couple of the best ways to purchase Sats to keep in a couple of my wallets. I see only "Green Satoshi Tokens" at Kraken, although I read that they support withdrawing Sats to wallets but I don't see that anywhere once logged in.

While at Rizful I can't find anyway to purchase one of the so-called "gift cards". it's like a feature no longer supported even though I can see them right there.

At Trocador it looks like Green Satoshi's are what, on the Solana chain with "Satoshi Island" being ETH or Binance? Huh? There's also "SATS" - Ordinal, (what the fuck?).

I normally don't have to mess with all this convoluted stuff, I can buy XLM all day long and regularly receive it as payment for services. Same with Monero, and I can convert between the two if need be when I have to buy something, never having a need to convert to any fiat or stable coin crap.

I just wanna buy 10 or 15 thousand Sats - that's like, $6 - $10. It should be fricken' easy!

Any suggestions?