Abomination.

Omg my insulin crash from that stuff is huge

But have you tried an oat bath? 🛀 highly recommend

Good choice 👌

Moo

I once drank chocolate milk

Betta tell these mfs

I have once, in coffee. I will never do that again.

It’s quite tasty.

How do they squeeze the little oat udders, I wonder.

I have. It was a horrible accident. I said whole milk and the barista heard oat milk. Didn’t watch and didn’t realize until after I took a sip. It’s a damned shame that’s even a mistake that can be made in the year of our lord 2025…

Straight out of the oat tit! It’s the best 🤣

Oat water

Drink the tit milk, breh

I’ve tried some - it’s pretty good lol

Amen

There is no removing it from your body once you put it in.

Drunk not drank.

Last I checked, oats don't have udders or nipples so they can't be milked. Therefore, oat "milk" is bullshit.

I tried it once. It was terrible.

I went to a vegan coffee shop once by mistake. Never again.

My response when asked, “What kind of milk do you want?” — “I’d like cat milk. It’s the latest trend in the Northeast.” Said with a somewhat serious face, your average barista takes it hook, line and sinker…..

Malk is where it's at https://image.nostr.build/2cfe2e1ed30274c74fe3b4ab93b3ee1d6bc9f86cc40213aadd7e2a5443d4a4af.jpg

How does one milk an oat 🤔, I've never seen it's teats....

Pretty sure that’s called oat juice

Also missed the alt milk craze. And so far, haven’t knowingly heard either a Justin Bieber song or a Taylor Swift song. In general, checking out of common culture fads has been a huge net win in my life.

It’s really great, they squeeze those dry little oats like crazy and get a drop of their milk! Much better for the environment to have 1000’s of acres of oat crops that are harvested with gas guzzling heavy equipment. Cows fart too!

That might change if the studies where it purportedly helps excrete microplastics turn out to be true. I can't find the study so it's just rumors for now fortunately 🤭

More like scrote milk, amirite?

Well shit, I had to try it after seeing your post. It’s a hard pass on its own, but I discovered it’s by far the best liquid to mix protein powder in. It’s thicker than blends better than water or cow milk.