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called a plumber to fix a leak in our ceiling.

he arrives. $250 just to "diagnose"

turns out it's some valve thing.

easy fix.

i see him writing out a paper invoice.

i chuckle. so quaint.

i tell him "you should be using AI for that."

"what?" he says.

"yeah, you should get a mac mini and set up openclaw and automate all of this with your own personal ai agents" i say.

"huh?" he says.

clearly he's not getting it... I clarify in simple terms: "you're writing invoices by hand using paper. you're handing me a physical piece of paper for my invoice. this should all be digital. you can have your ai agents automatically generate invoices you verbally dictate into your phone via a telegram chat with your own personal ai workforce. they can handle billing too. this is just really inefficient and you're wasting time. time is money, after all."

"ok. i'm going to go fix your leak now" he says.

maybe he's finally starting to get it??

the job takes 15 minutes.

he hands me the invoice. it's $2500. plus the $250 "diagnosis."

i stare at the total.

$2750.

he looks at me and says “you’re right, time is money.”

then he adds one more line to the invoice... a discount...

$5 off for “AI consultation fee”
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jakub · 11w
You actually made it way too complicated.
Mags · 11w
Plumbers marked safe from AI
catcher · 11w
Time to be a plumber
Chiefwhite · 11w
his rate is $250/hr? holy moly?
Leviticus Mathew · 11w
Ahhhh. I see you're listening, but live in HCOLA. https://blossom.primal.net/304d1ed40e380eb1dacecb09217508bdb78c52375bd5fe1558d17bd7ac807de7.png
proofofprice.com · 11w
I take ‚things that never happened‘ for 1000 dollars alex
Vincent Anton · 11w
Learning to fix your own shit is a good way to stack more sats. Probably used a couple of 2 dollar fittings, new valve, some pex, and a $60 crimper. More important lesson: Remember the babes come for the muscles, but they stay for the skills. 🧐
Piotr · 11w
That's why I offer them food and when I was drinking I was offering alcohol too. I've called plumber twice, once (alcohol offer, wide range of beverages) - 0 pln, but this one was also late (he didn't come to first 2 appointments), that's also relevant. Second time - no alcohol, just offer of fo...
Moist · 11w
what valves are in your ceiling? and what the fuck is in your ceiling that needs a $2500 valve? must be an aquarium, because something smells fishy
FeynStructure · 11w
Sounds a bit condescending to a guy who just charged you $2745 for something you could have learned to do yourself. Maybe he should have been schooling you.
Horszt · 11w
Maybe he has the harder asset than you 😂
KrP · 11w
The hand written invoice is part of the labor 😆
sawzall · 11w
I plumb for sats
notstr · 11w
You should have consulted with your ai before calling him that's for sure.
Mr Smith · 11w
Bru - true or not, that really put a smile on my face . Thanks 😊
BushRat · 11w
When you got money but no brains and rely on AI and other people for basic tasks Leave the plumber alone, he doesn't need to be made retarded with AI like you are. The fact you can't even do your own home repairs as an adult man is pathetic. Maybe if you weren't so reliant on AI you'd have bee...