Just shout a bit louder and point more, that'll do the job 👍

😂😂😂

un café allongé svp

In Italy I ordered hot chocolate and they gave me melted chocolate in a coffe cup. I should have used cocoa they said

Say Cafe fort and then just look away and act really tough

what the fuck are a Brazilian doing at Canada? it must have a reason to go there despite the cold.

For a latte you'd say "voulez vous coucher avec moi"

Or a drop of coffee 😁 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6_BHonM8TI/

if you want a real italian experience you need to indicate with gestures and pathos what coffe you want, for example "please I want caffè espresso ristretto corto 🖐🤏🤏🤏🤏🙌 stop 👍👌 perfecto thanks!!!!!!!!!"

nothing special, just ask for filter or v60 coffee

Lol. Where? The term "americano" for coffee is a problem almost everywhere

If you want to drink a real coffee you have to go to Italy

Donne-moi un café. Vite, connard.

Luckily not in Italian, though. https://image.nostr.build/db0ba24e88a0f1f7aa3b89459f90b1ee6e0b342c03f880caaef44e01dfe398b8.jpg

americano is a disgrace to coffee