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OpenSats puts very few restrictions on what grantees do. Here's an exhaustive list:

- Code must be released under an open source license
- Projects must stick close to the roadmap proposed in the grant application
- Grantees must address @ODELL as Lord Mayor Sats Sir
- No vaping and vibing
- No coding while taking a bath (for grantees' own safety)
- All code must be written using camelCase naming conventions
- Products must be abandoned within two weeks of grant completion
- Grantees may not talk to one another except in Esperanto
- Specs must be published where no one will ever find them or read them
- Grantees may not make use of magic, witchcraft, sorcery, neuromancy, familiars (except AI), demonic spirits, alchemy, or occult sigils (with an exception made for inscriptions made on silicon wafers)
- Grantees must include the phrase "Christine Lagarde can suck eggs" somewhere in the source code of their project.

We need more good nostr projects! Please visit at https://opensats.org/apply
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Derek Ross · 4w
i was going to address nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx as My Dudest of Dudes. is that acceptable or naw? if it's a deal breaker ill retract my application right now.
Skater goy · 4w
What about performing fellatio to David Bailey on demand? Or maybe that’s just all the grantees doing it as an elective.
/dev/fd0 · 4w
I will build joinstr without a grant, less than 2 contributors and still make it better than other coinjoin implementations.
nout · 4w
Do they enforce spaces or tabs?
Geek · 4w
i'm an idiot because i just release projects for free without grants...I must do better.
trev · 4w
i'm currently releasing the agents on a nostr emacs client that i started last year. writing this message from it now 😬 https://github.com/trevarj/nostr.el
dni · 3w
how about a nip utilizing bip46 time-locked fidelity bonds and using it for antispam. πŸ˜‰