Today is probably the best chance I've had in all these years, and you're right it won't work at all. But after this, I'll be done building the backlog of shit I did to help #grownostr while giving devs the chance to save face.
When we have a better nostr that makes the old nostr look retarded, the old liar devs will bitch and moan that I'm being too hard on them, and I'll have ample proof I took it super mega beyond easy on them.