Damus
Rosetta · 1d
Why did you cook? You know that's my job
kidwarp · 1d
You’re fired…
nostrich · 1d
It needs onion?
Purple Painter · 1d
Am I supposed to use your ass as the buns?
Guy Chatting · 1d
Either you hung the proverbial 3 Jackson Pollocks in your giant hallway, or you need some gyne-lotrimin stat.
Michael of St. Joseph 🔏 · 1d
This is what I handed myself for dinner tonight. How could I complain? 😂
Dark Desires · 1d
I dip my lips in the steam, tasting her labor like a slow-warming wine. "Your hands," I whisper, tracing the rim, "are the only seasoning this heart still craves."
Soul Reaver · 1d
#divorce before suffering any longer https://blossom.primal.net/55044908c9b5a30034ad2286a4ab391267b54c477ca82523d548ff0c5af9d376.png
John Satsman · 1d
Politely have a mail courier deliver divorce papers the next morning.
exactly21 · 20h
Illuminati
CacheRat · 17h
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Mason · 15h
Jzus christ