Why did you cook? You know that's my job

You’re fired…

Am I supposed to use your ass as the buns?

#divorce before suffering any longer https://blossom.primal.net/55044908c9b5a30034ad2286a4ab391267b54c477ca82523d548ff0c5af9d376.png

Politely have a mail courier deliver divorce papers the next morning.