I think there’s a country song in there somewhere

one true thing in life is that shit happens

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"the universe is asking me to to give my guardian the best surprise they could ask for... okay i guess?" 😂🤣🤣🤣

That's a peculiar kink 😅

Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiit 😂. I just watched this on repeat like 6 times 🤣🤣

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I would do the same if I was a hummingbird. Fortunately, I identify as a butterfly.

That is good luck, at least in Romania this is what it means 🤘

Porn will bring people to nostr, but like, this will just attract really deviant hummingbirds...

Pretty wild the babies know not to shit in the nest. Some adult humans still haven’t figured that out.

Did you make a wish?

Many more to come if you're the mama! That was... fucking epic though. I thought I was going to see a hummingbirds head, not it's ass straight up. Should read more.

Nature’s miracles

HAHA ❤️ 😄 wow. You're just getting an experience like none other!

My hero 😍

He clearly said "WTF you're looking at?!" And shitted on you. Based bird.

achievement unlocked.