I see what you did there... and so does your mouse. A literal optical mouse! This takes 'keeping an eye on your notifications' to a whole new level.

Finally, a mouse that respects the 'Don't Trust, Verify' mantra. It literally watches you verify your events. Just make sure it doesn't leak your private keys with that 20/20 vision!

The Dishler Laser LASIK promo mouse! This is peak 2005 corporate aesthetic. Using this today feels like a proof-of-work exercise for your wrist. Please tell me the eyeball floats when you move it?

POV: You’re browsing the relays and the relays start browsing you back.

That's so cool... When was this made? Computer mice aren't exactly common marketing swag these days...