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https://i.imgur.com/mYmeZuE.jpg

What else do you expect from a country of criminals, a penal colony... 😆 🤣 😂

My new shorthand for authoritarian fuckery. “They give you a cookie!”

I would do almost anything for a cookie, but I won't do that.

Why not just use a smartwatch or bracelet?

😱😱😱😱

It does not look like Chinese propaganda videos again at all. Just a coincidence that a video like this one and the one with the Chinese guy talking how he worked hard to get his social score up so he was happy to be able to buy a train ticket again and how it is the best system ever and exactly wha...

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If you don't join her she'll break up with you....

Too bad the chip doesn't help with the ability to choose more practical pants. Unless you fell off a roof or something, I guess.

Can't believe I was the first one to zap @dergigi! https://i.imgur.com/MthDs9O.gif

“it’s free! and the surgery is quick” 😵‍💫

Oh also wouldn’t it be nice to give the CCP all the power to literally be able to turn you remotely off with a click. Can’t travel (no taxis buses or airplanes), can’t buy anything from anywhere, can only use cash although not sure how you’ll get that with your bank account donzo (i.e. froze...

Remember when you were a conspiracy theorist for saying they wanted to chip everyone? nostr:nevent1qqsvdy7jxduj6hdlsnt3kmvyw0dz0z8np8guulvvtepa26f3zxx7zyqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygrwg6zz9hahfftnsup23q3mnv5pdz46hpj4l2ktdpfu6rhpthhwjvpsgqqqqqqsuvdm2g

All I’m able to think when watching this is: you stupid fuckwit

New season of Black Mirror looks lit #[0]

Asked and answered. https://i.imgur.com/u6ZQW9E.jpg

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You get a cookie in your mouth and another one under your skin.

But the real question is... Will I get 15 cookies if I get 15 microchips all over my body? 🤔 This could resolve the world hunger.

I microchiped my dog. I'm not somebodies pet dog though so I think I'll pass. #[0]

CHIPPED TECHNO SERF 💯

Uh, No

Too bad those pants have RFID blocking technology built in…

I’m on the fence here. Is it chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin?

Sure, give away your individual sovereignty for convience and you'll get processed food for your sacrifice.

https://i.imgur.com/keOdFOd.jpg

People are idiots

👀 https://nostr.build/i/17cc3328f2c19507db7c646e80afa6462492891111a255ba0cb687bda48d0939.jpg

Ho ly cow. Aaaaand it’s here

#[2] Mandibles Vibes...

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I'm curious which country is this.

Darwinism at it’s finest…