Your first problem is eating avocados...

This is what you need, Nephew https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08JY575PG

Classic millenial avacado toast tragedy.

Guacamole prices just rose 11% on this news.

I'm partial to my KME diamond sharpening set.

I love my Wicked Edge!

I used to use a little metal triangular spatula when I worked in a mexican restaurant in college. It was always adequate.