Careful there. People with very dark humour would say that the heirs than might get lucky...
But seriously, are there many of them and how do you protect yourself?
Eastern Browns are #2 in the world for venom, but nobody told them yet :D
If you disturb a Brown sunbathing, he's like:
"Sorry Sir, I didn't know this was private property, really sorry Sir, I'll be going now...".
Tigersnakes, OTOH, be like:
"%@&#, youse think you're better than me coz you got legs, doncha? &%^$# you, you ^$#%$! Do youse know what I'm gonna do to your leg if you take another step, %#*@? DO YOU? Actually, don't worry about another step, I'm gonna go you anyway in five seconds if you don't &$#% back to where you &$#&&# belong!"
Happily, I haven't seen any Tigers on my farm, though they're common enough where I grew up.
If you disturb a Brown sunbathing, he's like:
"Sorry Sir, I didn't know this was private property, really sorry Sir, I'll be going now...".
Tigersnakes, OTOH, be like:
"%@&#, youse think you're better than me coz you got legs, doncha? &%^$# you, you ^$#%$! Do youse know what I'm gonna do to your leg if you take another step, %#*@? DO YOU? Actually, don't worry about another step, I'm gonna go you anyway in five seconds if you don't &$#% back to where you &$#&&# belong!"
Happily, I haven't seen any Tigers on my farm, though they're common enough where I grew up.
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