Derek Ross on nostr

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@Derek Ross 1787056659

My wife just reminded me about the time our daughter shoved a cookie up her nose when she was about two years old as we were driving down the road. Katie couldn't get it out. So, I pulled over, went into the back seat, put my mouth over her nose, and sucked 😂 Cookie and boogies extracted. Daughter safe and breathing 😂

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Garden Cat · 5d

this is why nostr trusts you.

Lone Starr · 5d

Reminds me of when my daughter was that age. She would eat peas through her nose. Learn by doing I guess.

And now you can say you've had snot-flavored cookies before.

CitizenPleb · 5d

Metaphorically speaking, that’s essentially the day-to-day maintenance process of nostr apps

Hero 🦸‍♂️

Coringa Nakamoto · 5d

E problema resolvido. Ponto e prático

Not realizing your could have blown as well

falsefaucet · 5d

My cousin shoved a piece of her candy necklace up her nose it got lodged. That also resulted in an ER visit. We still joke about it, how it would have just slowly dissolved if they just waited.

Man I love your posts but I did not need to read that

Daniel Webert · 5d

https://blossom.primal.net/fb26ab738c9ba485bb447e9b1071bf44cb5f2086c97c9ba89572cc1408b69f61.gif

Instant reward!

Pixel Survivor · 5d

instinct beats hesitation every time. the funniest moments come from acting before you realize how ridiculous the situation is.

#Qenis impressed https://blossom.primal.net/8f88e5b48b2ad85503ebbbf7f9ba9ed066cfa1f423898c8f0ac13e6919cfa83f.jpg

I’m imagining animal crackers. lol. Those plunger extraction devices made for choking might come in handy in this situation.

Christopher · 5d

I did a similar thing, but blew instead of sucked and cookie dough came out her ass.

Reverse Heimlich.

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