john will be a nice move successor, being a hardware engineer and all curious to see how product innovation focused apple will get, instead of just supply chain mgmt and finance like it was with tim

Truly we will never see anything like this again

pure comedy

Comedic gold

Idk anyone who can write exactly how they speak irl. Incredible lol

Mental health

Thankfully.

When I read the name Tim cook my brain reads Tim apple

What is the point of this ramble? How does this help him with his agenda?

Maaaan, I *hope* he's the only one of this kind!

Next he'll be claiming he invented Bitcoin, but Satoshi helped him out a bit.😄

😂💪🏻

truly. one of the strangest characters of our lifetime.

Nero vibes.

Shorter version: “I expect John Ternus to kiss my ass, or else.”

The man is a master comedian. Master.

just ask mr. hubris maxi about epstein or who really assassinated charlie kirk and he won't have much to say 🤡

It's really hard to imagine that someone else writes these. Also a reminder that half of the people voted for him...

Unintentional comedian

What did he give him the backdoor access to his operating system

When the government tells you they want the money for favors believe them.

Wtf, rambling all over the place.

It’s hard to find a right response to what I just read

The president is playing 5D chess, you all fool!

He is unwell lmao

The President of the United States admits to being Tim Apple’s personal fixer. LMAO.

It reads fine.

Nothing new. Governments, banks and big corps were always working together, doing each other a favour, juicing up their wallets, while draining yours.

Yikes, that is bizarre

Wtf 😂😅

4d cHEsS

Hard to believe this is real. President Camacho seems mild compared to this.

He's the best, hilarious

I too read it in Trumps voice.

Careful Odell, nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpr9mhxue69uhhqatjv9mxjerp9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7t6nadu loves the orange man almost as much as the orange man loves sexually assaulting women and allegedly children.

Of course he obsesses over apples.

Yeah Tim Apple