Quick, buy her a Tahoe or suburban while you still have your balls

Get a Ford Flex trick her

Simple. Just love it more than her and she will soon come to hate it. 😏

You’ll love it. Eventually. Just like sitting down to pee.

Not here! You’re not welcome in Oz our borders are closed to you 😜🤣

Go test drive a Toyota Sienna- you'll never look back!

I've been wanting to do something like this for years with a Nissan NV cargo van, but painted to look like the A-team van from the 80's lol. My wife thinks I'm crazy but I'm not giving up on it lol https://image.nostr.build/39948e65ff11f2e80a0cfd6d29e8e5a2c047f51405258f256064ca342259b865.jpg

One of my friends in high school drove his parents’ 5-speed manual transmission Dodge Caravan. I like to imagine it was his dad’s way of hanging onto a little bit of dignity 🤣

GMC Safari https://image.nostr.build/3bcb5472616c0b9ac8ebe11dc1af6f4312c98a4991b3eadb1e9bc4cec53122ad.jpg

Got my wife a Toyota sienna. Out a bumper sticker on it that says “I used to be cool”. No regrets.

Meet her in the middle: get a Tesla Model Y