Has some shitcoin stolen his heart?

I believe you misheard him. He likely said “I don’t think we need to buy anything but bitcoin”

i'm sure that's what he meant, yes.

100%. Time to say goodbye. It was fun while it lasted.

Is he buying chairs too?

I think he’s suggesting trading all of your worldly belongings for bitcoin instead.

Is he OK? Did you check pupils and temp? sounds feverish ...

You sure it's the same guy and not a clone?

Risk management and being conservative is a good idea to protect the longevity of your marriage, right?

My condolences

What a way for him to end it , at least you’re in El Salvador so lots of potential new options 😂

Yeah, it’s always comes to money.

Too funny, but could be bitcoin society’s reality, be careful who you marry, my BTC brothers and sisters!🔥✝️🙏😎

To be fair 80% drawdown in wealth can take a toll on a marriage. However, if you have tested the "for poorer" part of your vows, you'll probably be able to handle the "for richer" part too.

🤣

Irreconcilable for sure.