Today I was buying a shelf for my copious naked anjme girl collection and while I was going through self checkout a spindly twig of a faggy man was trying to get a two for one Dr pepper deal that our local store was not participating in.

Understandable that this would frustrate him, however he decided in his infinite wisdom to be an total douchenozzle about it. The employees, a gamer dude with a witcher necklace and a mousy woman who looked like she would snap in half if she breathed wrong, informed him that the manager was willing to speak with him if he would wait on a bench so other customers could shop.

He then replied "Im not fucking doing that, do I look like a dog to you? Do you know who I am?!"

Seeing as I used to work there, I immediately wheeled around despite being on my way out the door and said in a very loud voice, "Oh thats a real nice way to treat the employees you fucking jackass!"

He immediately tagged his shoulders, obviously not used to having an actual man call him out on his bullshit, and said in a meek voice, "I just said I wasnt going to wait."

He then paid for the dr pepper and left.