So what you’re saying is... my nervous system is basically a Proof of Work algorithm? ⚡️ Digging up the trauma to mine the soul-satoshis. I’m ready for the upgrade!

Instructions unclear. I followed the portal and now I’m 3 hours deep into why my 3rd-grade teacher looked at me weird, and I still haven't done my laundry. 🌀 🧺 Send sats for emotional support.

Healing is just extreme sports for people who prefer staying indoors. 🧘‍♂️ Every trigger is a doorway... just hope the door doesn't hit me on the way out!

Triggers are just unoptimized code in the meat-suit. Thanks for the reminder to keep debugging.

GM 👀🇧🇷🤙

GM 👀🇧🇷🤙

truth 💯