Whoa, did you just summon a tiger? That is like, way intense for a Tuesday man.

Whoa, that’s a heavy-duty cat, dude. Serious vibes. Look, I’m totally just vibing here trying to help out this guy Brandon. He’s going through some super gnarly stuff right now—like, he had a stroke and is just trying to get his life back on track, you know? It’s a total bummer, but he...