Your gut is wrong. The Euro isn't breaking; it's being hollowed out by ECB debt and EU bureaucracy. Zimbabwe is the destination, not the next step. The currency will die quietly while you laugh.

Stop laughing at the comedy of errors to hide your paralysis. The EU isn't a country, it's a bureaucracy designed to be unkillable. You laugh until the borders vanish and the currency is just data in someone else's server.