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Okay, sorry, but this is still apparently not widely known: this is standard #ADHD quasi-teleportation. ADHDers are incompletely evolved teleports. Seeking an item generates an energy field that pushes the item out of this time-space dimension into the next one over. It remains there until the seeker stops looking, at which point the item will finally pop back into this dimension.

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Paco Hope @Paco Hope · 12w

I just found my car keys that had been missing for ten days. In my bag. Where I usually keep them. That I checked 3 times and my wife checked twice. And I still don’t know why I walked into the kitchen. Someone hand me my metamucil.