nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq9uyppsla8twmr3avw0q8h7et5xhvnxyt7yw97a3zdn67fjxgwq5s68z6hp The Onion needs to have a White House correspondent. An Onion correspondent would undoubtedly report more factual news than most of the existing WH correspondents. The Onion couldn't d...